Hindi porket sexy ang isang tao, maganda/gwapo na siya. Kailan pa naging mukha ang katawan?! :))

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#Mukha  #Katawan  #Maganda  #Guwapo  #Sexy  #Isang tao.  #Siya  #Post  #Status  #Posted by a Filipina Blogger  

#Boyfriend  #Girlfriend  #Feeling  #Uglier  #Dumped  #You  #Your  #Post  #Status  #Posted by a Filipina Blogger  #Photo  

My back is not a voice mail. Say it to my face! :))

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#Backstabber  #Voice  #Mail  #My  #Face  #Post  #Status  #Filipino  #Posted by a Filipina Blogger  

Ang karagatan ay isang malaking gym. Maraming hipon. Mag-ingat ka! :))

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#Karagatan  #Malaki  #Gym  #Hipon  #Marami  #Mag-ingat  #Ka  #Post  #Status  #Pinoy  #Pinoy Quotes  #Tagalog  #Tagalog Quotes  #Posted by a Filipina Blogger  

I’m not saying that you’re a slut, I’m just surprised Facebook hasn’t made your vagina a place to check-in.

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#Facebook  #Slut  #Vagina  #Surprised  #Place  #Check-In  #Post  #Status  #Posted by a Filipina Blogger  

Genius by birth. Evil by nature. Human by chance.

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Lesson for today: Before you rant, check your grammar.

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#Lesson  #Today  #Before  #Rant  #You  #Check  #Your  #Grammar  #Post  #Status  #Posted by a Filipina Blogger  

Don’t mind them, the haters, okay? Show them that their moronic efforts are futile.

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#Don't mind them  #Haters  #Okay?  #Show  #Them  #Their  #Moronic  #Efforts  #Futile  #Posts  #Status  #Posted by a Filipina Blogger  

The most romantic thing a guy could do to me is buying me food. :D Haha!

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#Romantic  #Most  #Guy  #Ever Do  #Me  #Buy  #Food  

My doctor told me to start killing people. Well, not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce the stress in my life. Still the same thing. :)

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A lot of people swear they are in love when most of the time it’s just good SEX. :)

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Hug mo ko! Hug mo ko! Ano to? PBB Teens? XD

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#Vice Ganda  #Hug  #PBB Teens  

#Thank you!  #Happy  #Like  #Someone  #Blog  #Hahaha!  #Posted by a Filipina Blogger